{"id":1345,"date":"2012-01-10T00:56:57","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T00:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/2012\/01\/10\/qi-know-how-it-feels-to-be-a-carnie-and-its-not-pleasantq\/"},"modified":"2012-01-10T00:56:57","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T00:56:57","slug":"qi-know-how-it-feels-to-be-a-carnie-and-its-not-pleasantq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/qi-know-how-it-feels-to-be-a-carnie-and-its-not-pleasantq\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;i know how it feels to be a carnie, and its not pleasant&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quick update for everyone, let&#8217;s see what I have for you today:<\/p>\n<p>Never covers a new study: and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nerve.com\/news\/love-sex\/science-agrees-with-your-mother-you-em-should-em-call-her-more-often\">you should call your mom<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Kempt has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.getkempt.com\/the-code\/the-phone-stack.php\">rules for a pretty cool game<\/a> to play when you go out to eat.\u00a0 Although I don&#8217;t think it would really work with me and my friends.\u00a0 We&#8217;re happy enough to not look at our phones.<\/p>\n<p>Another follow up to the Shit Girls Say:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1098\" height=\"618\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/go1hnuzlixU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p>Another short post, have a great one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quick update for everyone, let&#8217;s see what I have for you today: Never covers a new study: and you should call your mom. Kempt has rules for a pretty cool game to play when you go out to eat.\u00a0 Although I don&#8217;t think it would really work with me and my friends.\u00a0 We&#8217;re happy enough to not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[735,1220,1221],"class_list":["post-1345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-cell-phone","tag-mom","tag-princess"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}