{"id":1497,"date":"2012-04-16T18:50:43","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T18:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/2012\/04\/16\/i-used-to-call-it-a-lady-cave-and-then-i-realized-that-s-highly-inappropriate\/"},"modified":"2012-04-16T18:50:43","modified_gmt":"2012-04-16T18:50:43","slug":"i-used-to-call-it-a-lady-cave-and-then-i-realized-that-s-highly-inappropriate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/i-used-to-call-it-a-lady-cave-and-then-i-realized-that-s-highly-inappropriate\/","title":{"rendered":"I used to call it a lady cave, and then I realized that&#8217;s highly inappropriate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Update for everyone, let&#8217;s see what we have.<\/p>\n<p>First up, this was actually posted by The Drunk Yinzer:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thedrunkyinzer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/newcastle-brown-ale-no-bollocks-chalice-ooh-final.img_assist_custom-480x720.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"480\" height=\"720\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In a <a href=\"http:\/\/maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com\/_news\/2012\/04\/13\/11187243-bacon-cocktail-need-i-say-more\">cocktail moment from Maddow: Bacon<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>A fun parody of It Gets Better:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1098\" height=\"618\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ng3clES_2qE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p>How cool is this, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/gavon\/president-obama-gets-really-into-reading-where-th\">Obama read &#8220;Where the Wild Things Are&#8221; at the annual Easter Egg roll.<\/a> \u00a0Although I love his faces, I&#8217;m going to have to say Christopher Walken was better (since there is audio of that).<\/p>\n<p>And from Better Book Titles:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/26.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m2kycbxV6K1qczxc6o1_400.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"327\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The fun thing is that both Better Book Titles and Sword and Laser are reading this as their book club pick. \u00a0It&#8217;s an amazing book, you really should read it!<\/p>\n<p>Hug a Coke machine and get a free drink:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1098\" height=\"618\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/38Wn-tMeqUs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p>A new, promising type of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/science\/science-news\/9191848\/Universal-cancer-vaccine-developed.html\">treatment for cancer is being developed in the UK<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You shouldn&#8217;t drive and text, nor should you walk and text:<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=WmhvdtX72eQ <\/p>\n<p>So true:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-1496\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/4.bp.blogspot.com_-fHxaM3AgaZs_T4RK5KBkctI_AAAAAAAAkw4_gFSfQhPIl7M_s1600_305300_10150333095884617_103137454616_7865598_1347266590_n.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"500\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/4.bp.blogspot.com_-fHxaM3AgaZs_T4RK5KBkctI_AAAAAAAAkw4_gFSfQhPIl7M_s1600_305300_10150333095884617_103137454616_7865598_1347266590_n.jpg 500w, https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/4.bp.blogspot.com_-fHxaM3AgaZs_T4RK5KBkctI_AAAAAAAAkw4_gFSfQhPIl7M_s1600_305300_10150333095884617_103137454616_7865598_1347266590_n-300x241.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for now, but I&#8217;ll be back with more soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Update for everyone, let&#8217;s see what we have. First up, this was actually posted by The Drunk Yinzer: In a cocktail moment from Maddow: Bacon! A fun parody of It Gets Better: How cool is this, Obama read &#8220;Where the Wild Things Are&#8221; at the annual Easter Egg roll. \u00a0Although I love his faces, I&#8217;m going to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[589,299,170,1436,1439,1434,1438,450,1435,1441,357,1230,35,1437,1440,78],"class_list":["post-1497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-bacon","tag-bear","tag-beer","tag-better-book-titles","tag-cancer","tag-cocktail","tag-coke","tag-easter","tag-it-gets-better","tag-jersey-shore","tag-maddow","tag-magicians","tag-obama","tag-sword-and-laser","tag-text","tag-where-the-wild-things-are"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1497"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1497\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}