{"id":5421,"date":"2022-03-09T21:40:05","date_gmt":"2022-03-10T02:40:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/?p=5421"},"modified":"2022-03-09T21:41:49","modified_gmt":"2022-03-10T02:41:49","slug":"logic-another-thing-penguins-arent-good-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/logic-another-thing-penguins-arent-good-at\/","title":{"rendered":"logic, another thing penguins aren&#8217;t good at"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Alright, let&#8217;s see what we have today.  First up: <a href=\"https:\/\/nerdist.com\/article\/olympics-star-wars-figure-skating-program-channels-force-darth-vader-anakin-skywalker\/\">Star Wars made an appearance<\/a> at the Olympics figure skating!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also from the Olympics: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outsports.com\/olympics\/2022\/2\/4\/22901357\/beijing-olympics-opening-ceremony-fashion-review-lgbtq\">judging the fashion of the opening ceremony<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also also from the Olympics, out skeleton slider Andrew Blaser raced with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outsports.com\/olympics\/2022\/2\/10\/22927580\/andrew-blaser-olympics-team-usa-gay-skeleton-slider\">rainbow tape on his sled<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Randy Rainbow once again hits it out of the park:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"THE TANGO: VACCINE - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody\" width=\"1098\" height=\"618\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-bXUWJEUWd0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Also, to no one&#8217;s surprise, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.joemygod.com\/2022\/02\/cdc-study-gays-and-lesbians-have-higher-vax-rates\/\">gays and lesbians have the highest vaccine rate<\/a>.  It&#8217;s like we&#8217;ve lived through a plague before&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>South Korea now has <a href=\"https:\/\/nerdist.com\/article\/walkable-roller-coaster-staircase-sculpture-south-korea-park\/\">a walkable roller coaster<\/a> as an art installation and place to stretch your legs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s it for now, short update, but I&#8217;ll be bakc with more soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, let&#8217;s see what we have today. First up: Star Wars made an appearance at the Olympics figure skating! Also from the Olympics: judging the fashion of the opening ceremony. Also also from the Olympics, out skeleton slider Andrew Blaser raced with rainbow tape on his sled! Randy Rainbow once again hits it out of the park: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[3141,3142,3140,1432,348,3143,2222,2450,1911,720,3146,3144,3145,62,541],"class_list":["post-5421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-beijing-2022","tag-fashion","tag-figure-skating","tag-lgbt","tag-olympics","tag-opening-ceremony","tag-pride","tag-queer","tag-rainbow","tag-randy-rainbow","tag-roller-coaster","tag-skeleton","tag-south-korea","tag-star-wars","tag-vaccine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5421"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5422,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5421\/revisions\/5422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}