{"id":711,"date":"2010-04-17T18:11:31","date_gmt":"2010-04-17T18:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/2010\/04\/17\/qim-not-lost-im-geographically-embarrassedq\/"},"modified":"2010-04-17T18:11:31","modified_gmt":"2010-04-17T18:11:31","slug":"qim-not-lost-im-geographically-embarrassedq","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/qim-not-lost-im-geographically-embarrassedq\/","title":{"rendered":"“I’m not lost, im geographically embarrassed”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello everybody!\u00a0 Shorter update today I think, but let’s see what I can find for you.<\/p>\n

For anyone who has seen The Onion movie, this next sentence will make sense.\u00a0 Cockpuncher is being sued for keeping sex slaves!\u00a0 In related news, Steven Segal is being sued for having sex slaves.<\/a><\/p>\n

I’ve always wondered how many people have lived on Earth, in total, since you know, we started.\u00a0 Someone finally figured it out!\u00a0 Over 106 Billion<\/a>.\u00a0 That’s a lot!<\/p>\n

A fun clip from the Daily Show, my favorite part, “It turns out the people in the White house are not secret Muslims, they’re nerds!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart<\/a><\/td>\nMon – Thurs 11p \/ 10c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
A Farewell to Arms<\/a><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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My dad sent me this link to an awesome article about a dog who is a Verger!\u00a0 Check it out<\/a>.<\/p>\n

A typographer take aim<\/a> at the iPad here.<\/p>\n

Inspired by a case in Florida in 2007 (I think), Obama extended the right to same-sex couples to be at the side of their partner in hospitals<\/a>.\u00a0 This also extends the benefit to friends, such as in cases where there is no family left.\u00a0 Very classy, but a shame it took this long for it to happen.<\/p>\n

And one more Daily Show clip, this one is pretty good, I love the yelling:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart<\/a><\/td>\nMon – Thurs 11p \/ 10c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Open Carrier Discrimination<\/a><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
www.thedailyshow.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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I posted the Spiderman version a little bit ago, now, what if Wes Anderson directed the Lord of the Rings?\u00a0 Spiderman seemed more like The Royal Tennenbaums, this one seems more like The Darjeeling Limited:<\/p>\n