{"id":738,"date":"2010-06-05T22:36:43","date_gmt":"2010-06-05T22:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/2010\/06\/05\/i-thank-the-lord-that-i-had-a-mop\/"},"modified":"2010-06-05T22:36:43","modified_gmt":"2010-06-05T22:36:43","slug":"i-thank-the-lord-that-i-had-a-mop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelcrane.net\/wp\/i-thank-the-lord-that-i-had-a-mop\/","title":{"rendered":"I thank the Lord that I had a mop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ll start off this update with an awesome video:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1098\" height=\"618\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AV4IoCgi2QA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p>As well as another <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2255259\/\">I told you so moment<\/a>.\u00a0 Although this one, I think most sane people knew already, it&#8217;s fun to see how deep the crazy can go!\u00a0 I&#8217;m also thinking that if this ploy hadn&#8217;t worked, the next idea would have been cough syrup.\u00a0 Why not?<\/p>\n<p>To everyone that reads That&#8217;s Church, you know about Ginny&#8217;s hatred of pigeons.\u00a0 Well, a writer in Seattle has the same reaction to crows.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/slog.thestranger.com\/slog\/archives\/2010\/06\/02\/fucking-crows\">Fair warning, it contains foul (fowl) language<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>According to Palin, <a href=\"http:\/\/tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com\/2010\/06\/palin-oil-spill-proves-we-were-right-about-drill-baby-drill.php?ref=fpa\">environmentalists caused the oil disaster<\/a>, by not letting us drill for oil.\u00a0 I can almost, almost grasp her reasoning.\u00a0 But then I remember that I have a brain and am usually grounded in reality.<\/p>\n<p>I think the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.post-gazette.com\/pg\/10152\/1062289-455.stm\">Student Flush <\/a>might be the best named event almost ever.\u00a0 At least this month.\u00a0 Good luck to everyone participating!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be able to pull a team together in time, but how much fun would this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dve.com\/pages\/ssso10.html\">mini-golf fundraiser through the South Side<\/a> be?\u00a0 Also, why have I not know that this happens every year?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s an article about online ads, and specifically, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebigmoney.com\/articles\/impressions\/2010\/05\/27\/why-does-digital-advertising-suck?page=full\">why they suck<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And finally, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thestranger.com\/seattle\/worst-popes-ever\/Content?oid=4179994\">here&#8217;s an article detailing the worst Pope&#8217;s ever<\/a>.\u00a0 To be fair, it does include the soon-to-be-famous Pope Lando, so don&#8217;t take it too seriously.\u00a0 And here&#8217;s a follow up about whether or not the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2255270\/\">Vatican is a State or not.<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em><strong>Pope Lando<\/strong> (913\u2013914)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>History&#8217;s turncoatiest pope. 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