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Wherein I’m told I was raped, or want to rape, or something like that

The King of Spades December 6, 2012

Written: 12/06/2012

Equality opponent in Maine writes that the LGBT community doesn’t deserve rights because we have too much sex.  If it was just that, I’d say he was jealous.

But sadly, it’s not.  Apparently we’re “inducted” into the LGBT “lifestyle” by rape and

The basis of homosexuality is centered around anonymous sexual encounters.

So wrong.  The countless couples who have been fighting and waiting for the right to be married, after being together for years is astonishing.  Yes, sex is a lot easier to find in the gay community, and some men need to make sure they keep that in check, lest they go off the rails.  But the basis of any relationship is love, friendship and caring.

All my best,

The King of Spades

Wherein I talk about GOProud

The King of Spades

Written: 12/06/2012

GOProud is the ridiculous gay sub-group of the Republican party.  They have no standards and just blindly follow the Republican party, even endorsing their anti-gay hate in their party’s platform.  The Log Cabin Republicans, though much smaller, at least have some semblance of sanity and fight for equality.

After this last election, GOProud finally decided that equality is something they should work for.  Not marriage, oh no.  Just civil unions.

I mean, I guess it’s progress.

Laughable, but it’s progress.

All my best,

The King of Spades

Wherein I share an ad for Guinness

The King of Spades December 5, 2012

Written: 12/05/2012

Guinness was way ahead of its time.  And yes, I do occasionally enjoy a pint:

Guess I’ll have to increase it in the rotation.

All my best,

The King of Spades

Alexa augmented a $100 flower budget by grabbing a machete and taking to the street like some feral florist

Yesterday's nut

Alright, another update today, a lot of videos, but let’s see what all we have.

First up, make your own Twinkies (or go to Canada, you know, either one):

Sweet burn from JCPenny:

Mika’s new single (Stardust is better, but this is good):

She didn’t win, but the best campaign slogan ever:

To get into the Christmas spirit:

This is so true:

And finally, the movies of 2012:

That’s it for now, have a great one!

Any idiot can build a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands

Yesterday's nut December 3, 2012

Alright, lots more to post today, and I’ll be back with more as I finish catching up with everything from November, but let’s see what I have.

First up, the 2012 election in one photo

Fun and snarky (and not real by the way):

So this exists.  Read the reviews, it’s worth it.

Fun ad for Durex.  Well done, and strange to watch in slow motion.

The most memorable AR campaigns of the last year.

The trailer for Decay, when the Higgs Boson creates Zombies:

See, it’s not just me talking about fonts.  Don’t use these ones.  Please.

Have you been following along the “adventures” of John McAffe?  Seriously, it’s all kinds of crazy.

I can’t wait to try this out:

A roundup of some of the best Tumblrs of the year.

That’s it for now, but I’ll be back again soon.  Have a great one!

Movie break!

Yesterday's nut November 30, 2012

First up, the main character looks really familiar, and I could look him up in IMDB, but I haven’t yet:

And second:

Don’t stab people. For no reason. Have a reason before you stab somebody.

Yesterday's nut

Alright, I’m back, have a couple bigger updates to get caught up after my month of writing a novel, so here we go.

First up, an awesome ad from Germany:

Slog shows off the Book Vending machine.

Waaaallllmmmmaaarrrrttttt cccccaaaarrrrreeeessss:

Need an emergency compliment, for yourself or someone else?  Click here.

The Whiskey Advent Calendar.  I don’t have anything to add to that, actually.

Awesome stunt by Best Buy on Black Friday:

I love Pantone, but even I think this is a little much.  But when you have to match colors, I guess you might as well go all out.

Anderson Cooper gets in an awesome burn on Twitter.  So fantastic and gratifying to read.

Let’s assume that this is in celebration of Movember:

And for some politics, guess what percentage of the popular vote Romney got.  No really, go ahead and guess.  You’ll never guess what percentage he got. AHAHAHAHA.

The Good Men Project breaks down what the electoral college map would have looked like had only white males voted, and MaddowBlog breaks down some other really cool maps as well the result of the gerrymandering that went on after the last census.

And if someone complains that the Democrats don’t care about the deficit, just show them this link.

Ads extravaganza, Part III

Yesterday's nut November 29, 2012

Alright, another roundup of some of the coolest ads I’ve seen lately, let’s see what we’ve got:

Wherein I share some humor

The King of Spades November 24, 2012

Written: 11/24/2012

I love that these kinds of videos are more and more common, and they’re fun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFjDFbg8E70

And the lesbians chime in:

And finally, the straight women:

Edit: And I’m back, with another response, this time from the nerds:

All my best,

The King of Spades

“Turducken… it’s like ‘Inception’ with meats!”

Yesterday's nut

Hey all, quick update for everyone before I head back to my novel (left than 9K to go!)

First up, my friend Patrick put together an awesome video around DC:

Sooooooo, this is strange.  And what happens when there isn’t a separation of Church and State.  Also, it’s kind of ridiculous the CoE still won’t allow women bishops.  As we’ve said before, the penis is not a direct link to Jesus.

NPH has an awesome new show coming to Nerdist:

And if you’ve watched Crash Course World History (or even if you didn’t), here’s their second blooper reel:

That’s it for now, have a great one!

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