Franktuary is unveiling a new dog this week, the G-20 Plummet:
In honor of this debacle, Franktuary has created the G-20 Plummet. During the Plummet the restaurant will offer its Pittsburgh frank, buried under 20 additional condiments. Franktuary publicist Frida Marquetza states, “The extra condiments represent the insensitive visitors who disrupted Pittsburgh’s tranquil and prosperous everyday life. The suffocated pierogie symbolizes our city’s immobilized economy.”
I have a hard time thinking of 20 appropriate condiments to go on one hot dog, let alone how I would even eat it. However, everything that I’ve ever tasted from Franktuary has been amazing, so I’m sure if anyone can pull it off, they can.