So I have a friend who has a metal detector. Him and his girlfriend go out looking for stuff. This story isn't about them, but a random old guy I saw using a metal detector the other day. Usually you see them being used on a beach, and sometimes in a field, or even the forest. But this guy was using it in a paved parking lot. I was very confused…unless he had a jackhammer or something with him, I don't think he'll be getting anything when the metal detector starts to beep.
And now, some links for your viewing pleasure (and my archival):
40 Ideas for Lent (sounds fun and interesting)
Top 10 religious jokes (in regular and inappropriate varieites)
In praise of Organized Religion
Online Labyrinth
More to come, probably.