Written: 02/26/2011
Big thanks to The Onion who ran this amazing piece about the President telling the Department of Justice to stop defending section 3 of DOMA:
Marauding Gay Hordes Drag Thousands Of Helpless Citizens From Marriages After Obama Drops Defense Of Marriage Act
WASHINGTON—Reports continue to pour in from around the nation today of helpless Americans being forcibly taken from their marital unions after President Obama dropped the Defense of Marriage Act earlier this week, leaving the institution completely vulnerable to roving bands of homosexuals.
See?! We knew this would happen!
All my best,
The King of Spades
