Written: 10/15/2011
The Onion, as always, hits it out of the park with this hilarious article:
Mom And Dad, I’m Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don’t Try Any Shit
Mom, Dad, there’s something we have to talk about. I’ve been wanting to tell you this for some time, and I want you to know that while I’m fully aware this might be difficult for you to hear, remember, I am still your son, and I love you very much: Mom, Dad, I’m gay, and so help me God, I am stronger than the both of you, and I won’t hesitate to beat you back to the Stone Age if you give me any shit about this.
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Bottom line: I was born this way. It wasn’t a choice. It was, however, a choice to develop huge biceps like this, so take a good long look at them before you think of uttering a hurtful or bigoted remark.
Go read the whole thing, it’s fantastic.
All my best,
The King of Spades
