Written: 1/1/2012
I try not to talk about my life in the bedroom on this blog. There are enough blogs like that around the Internet, and my sex life isn’t nearly as exciting and I don’t have the energy to use enough hyperbole to make it rank with other writers. But this falls more to comedy, so I figured I should share.
Kinsey’s scale is 0-6, 0 being exclusively heterosexual, 6 being exclusively homosexual. Well, the New Yorker put together a new scale, from 0-24. It’s all tongue in cheek, but I feel as though I’m a 20:
20. Homosexual, but willing to speak to heterosexuals without muttering, under your breath, “Have you ever even been to a museum?”
Check out the whole list here.
All my best,
The King of Spades